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Funny Man Looking for the right playmate
Age 53 From Chicago, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hello there I am a person of large tastes for the things that will full me me with wonder, joy, and hopefully lots of good times. My name is Brian and I am in Chicago
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Self Employed
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Theater, Cooking, Playing Cards, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Going out to a park, having a picnic. Enjoying the view and like whatever happens. . . . hapens
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Outdoor sex
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
To have a much fun as possible. Not to get into, or to cause any trouble
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Romance, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Getting to let loose and let my humor out all over

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Money, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
someone to keep me on my toes, while accepting and not judging my for my faults
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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