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patioirish Profile Information

Bad company until the day I die!
Age 49 From San Antonio, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
A dude that speaks his mind and doesn't care to mince words!
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Manufacturing / Distribution
My Job Title Is  
Management
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Lots of sex, a light dinner and perhaps one drink, followed by more sex!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
See "Ideal First Date" category above!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To love and be loved!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Naughty!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
My keys, my wallet, my phone, my brain
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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