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naughtysanta Profile Information

Are you Nice and Naughty
Age 74 From Hamilton, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm 6'1" tall, 240lb, blue eyes, silver grey hair with a full beard and mustache(It comes off faster then it can grow, for the right woman) Yes, I do play Santa Claus at Christmas time. I am divorced, discreet, cut and quite funtionable. If you like to know anything more about me just ask
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
Santa Claus
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Movies, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dancing the night away, drinking Champagne, eating caviar, in the moonlight, under a star filled sky, on a sandy beach, of a deserted Island in the middle of the pacific.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To be a better person then I am.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To be a better person.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Romance, Family, Animation, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Dance, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Philosophy, Poetry, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Besides making love or having sex, social ballroom dancing

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
First and formost a Lady in the parlor but a wh_re in bed as the old saying goes. Tall 5'7" to 6', between 18 and 55, slim/slender, attractive, open minded, likes roleplaying.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck, Other
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