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muffmunchermike Profile Information

Cunning linguist looking to ???
Age 67 From Amarillo, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Russian
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm looking for a lady or ladies who want to explore their unlimited supplies of orgasms. Let me know if you want to attend an orgasm workshop. You're definitely invited to cum...;) Looking forward to hearing from you.
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Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Scarred, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
Company owner
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Movies, Music, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Sports, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Partying, Relaxing, The Movies
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
One that leads to a second date, or at least a nightcap.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
ask me...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
To live forever. So far, so good!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, Country, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Political, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is  
You'll have to be present to win that drawing!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
The eyes first, and then the rest of the package. The eyes tell about the heart. If the heart's not there, then the rest is just for jerking off fantasies.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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