I am an attorney and work on a pretty tight/busy schedule, I figured its worth a shot to try this out and see whom I might find interesting. However, I am not really sure what I am doing here, but this might sum things up...

There comes a point in every gentlemans life when his various pyramid schemes, smuggling operations and internet smut campaigns afford him the opportunity to go on a permanent holiday. Packing his alligator skinned luggage with the loot and booty of his bountiful plunders, a gentleman sheds a solitary tear for his homeland, and then, with a glide in his stride and a dip in his hip he sets off for his charted cruise ship. Once he arrives in a foreign port whose women are to his liking, currency adequately depreciated and zip code comfortably out of the pesky reach of U.S. law enforcement, a gentleman sets up shop, poolside and carefree of course. But just because this conniving fat cat is no longer tethered to the old 9-5, doesnt mean he severs all contact with his financial advisers and support network. Consulting his trusted head hunter, a gentleman likes to check in on coveted job opportunities back home to merely amuse himself with the frantic toiling of his cube-dwelling countrymen, and to of course bombastically boast about his new lifestyle.

Sagittarius

Athletic

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Married

No

Yes

Butt

Blonde

Dog

No

University Degree

Work At Home

Legal

Attorney

$100,000USD To $150,000USD

Yes - Socially

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